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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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