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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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