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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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