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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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