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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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