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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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