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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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