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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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