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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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