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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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