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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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