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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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