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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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