Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.