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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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