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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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