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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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