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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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