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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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