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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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