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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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