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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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