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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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