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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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