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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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