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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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