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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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