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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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