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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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