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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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