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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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