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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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