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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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