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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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