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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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