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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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