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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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