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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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