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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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