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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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