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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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