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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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