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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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