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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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