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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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