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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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