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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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