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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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