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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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