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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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